everything technical is broken

My computer has forgotten me (and clearly I don't know any of the passwords it used to save).

My phone has reset itself and erased everything I've ever taught it, save a few phone numbers.

(It has also duplicated my friend Phillip's phone number so that the same ten digits show up under "mobile", "home", "work", and "fax" and when he calls it can't decide which one to display and so forgets it knows him, so I don't answer the phone, so soon he'll hate me...)

My camera is still working, far as I can tell, but the kitten chewed through my charger cord, which I can't afford to replace, so basically it's fine but unusable.

I can't wait to find out that my thirty year old toaster is fried and my car only goes backwards.