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Sometimes my phone phobia creates interesting situations. Case in point (I'm waiting for houseguests. I really don't want to call them):
me (sent to TANK in my phonebook) (3:57PM):
Do you guys have an eta? Are you going straight to Shorty's?
TANK (3:59PM):
(re:)who the hell is this?
me (4:02PM):
Kate. From Seattle. Aren't you guys staying with me? Did you not have my phone number?
TANK (4:06PM):
(RE:)I have no idea who you are. I'd love to stay with you though.
me (4:08PM):
You're hilarious. You mean you're not Dieter's friend?
TANK (4:10PM):
(RE:)Dieter doesn't have friends. Only people he uses.
me (4:12PM):
What an awful thing to say. But just to be clear: are you saying I have the wrong phone number, or just that you don't actually like the guy?
(and now I'm going across the street to eat my lunch, where there is little to no cell reception...)
me (sent to TANK in my phonebook) (3:57PM):
Do you guys have an eta? Are you going straight to Shorty's?
TANK (3:59PM):
(re:)who the hell is this?
me (4:02PM):
Kate. From Seattle. Aren't you guys staying with me? Did you not have my phone number?
TANK (4:06PM):
(RE:)I have no idea who you are. I'd love to stay with you though.
me (4:08PM):
You're hilarious. You mean you're not Dieter's friend?
TANK (4:10PM):
(RE:)Dieter doesn't have friends. Only people he uses.
me (4:12PM):
What an awful thing to say. But just to be clear: are you saying I have the wrong phone number, or just that you don't actually like the guy?
(and now I'm going across the street to eat my lunch, where there is little to no cell reception...)
1 Comments:
ANSWER:
TANK (5:50PM):
(RE:)Yo kate, we are down at shorty's. What are you up to?
me (5:51PM):
So you are just fucking with me?
TANK (5:54PM):
(RE:)No, dieter and i are at shorty's this very minute. Are we meeting up with you here or else where?
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