do you

remember in kindergarten when the art teacher asked you to ask your mom to start saving toilet paper rolls, even though you couldn't possibly imagine what on earth thirteen hundred of them could be useful for?

If you have empty jars around—especially if you find yourself stuck in a pickled snap peas rut and have, month to month, a collection of /matching/ empty jars—you should now send them to me. Drop me an e-mail and I'll send you my mailing address. In return, I will either send you a check to cover the postage, or one of the final products (to be announced, eventually, if everything works out...).