"fall in love with beautiful strangers"

I watched a movie last night, and I can't tell whether it's more telling that the whole build-up reminded me so much of the conversation I'd been having throughout the day, with probably six different people, or that I completely forget the punchline.

Also, I love NPR, for giving us people like this, but how could they then let someone say, and I quote,

"The world is your oyster—literally."

?

Finally, my new favorite coffee-shop sign:

"All Unattended Children Will Be Given
a Shot of Espresso and a New Puppy."