I have all this stuff, see?

I have all this stuff that really doesn't belong to me. And while most people seem to think it's just fine to keep an ex-boyfriend's sweatshirt as, you know, a souvenir or a trophy or something, what if that was his favorite sweatshirt? (Come to think of it, that happened to me once, and I'm still a bit bitter—maybe that's why this means so much to me.)

So I need a nice way to return stuff.

Some of it, I've just waited so long I think it's probably ok to give it to Goodwill or something.

Some of it is pretty strange, though.

I considered writing up a nice big Craigslist ad, like the one about the ill-advised leather pants, but I'm really not that clever. (And then, actually, trying to auction it off on eBay might be more fun.)

But mostly, I don't really care about the ungodly shipping costs, I just don't want to look like I'm starting a fight (or holding a grudge, for that matter).